Greetings people of the interpretable life,

I was told to make a post here by supreme leader Keffie, so here it is.

I am Zico van der Laan, also going by the moniker of "Skeets", but I'm sure no one would've guessed that yet. A kidnapping occurred and that is the reason I am here. My captors are Keffie and Joy. 

I am 23 years old by the time I type this. Location: The Netherlands. I usually play anything that comes my path, although racing games and what not are a bit low on the list. Grand strategy being on the top of them. I am often drawn to survival genres and shooters, although the latter often reveals my poor aim.

I am already worrying for those who I get in contact with, but nontheless I hope my loving charm will be able to keep me around and even if that isn't the case, I am unable to get rid of so good luck.

- Zico